My mom sent me these pics of the hat she made her dog and I’m cackling omg pic.twitter.com/EoFrkEVR6H

— Breanna Rodriguez (@BreannaRufina) November 14, 2019

i left my airpod while getting sushi n the lady came back n gave it to me like this i’m screaming pic.twitter.com/6YFpxO3Pdu

— nedward (@NedNeutrality) November 13, 2019

a girl from my due date group on fb is having a c-section on december 25th and wants to name her daughter “krissmiss dae”… she asked for opinions or other holiday name ideas and i suggested noelle or ivy… and she replied “eh idk those are kinda weird sounding” 😭😭😭

— 𝓂𝒾𝓂𝒾 (@mjpeicott) November 11, 2019

when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house"

important lesson

— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) November 12, 2019

This didn’t go viral on tik tok like I expected it to so I’m giving twitter a try pic.twitter.com/m6a1otzw7p

— john lee (@yumyumfattime) November 17, 2019

funny how shakespeare been real quiet ever since this video dropped pic.twitter.com/qenKBRVTS9

— linnéa, what's good? howdy (@hejjlinnea) November 11, 2019

My crush and I have this hilarious inside joke where I text him and he doesn’t respond lmao

I just texted once more, and AGAIN…nothing from him! 😂😂😂 We’re hilarious, I can’t wait for us to get a dog (or just a drink or coffee, even)

— Nick Lehmann (@NickStopTalking) November 14, 2019