There is no end to the clever and hilarious trends people can come up with online. Jokes abound, and some of the best – and my favorite – kinds are the ones that play to one fandom or another.

These riffs on people presenting their less-than-impressive superpowers to Professor X, and recording his imaginary – but probably not far off – responses.

Below are 14 of my favorites.

14. I guess everyone is happy, then.

Next!

https://twitter.com/goodbeanalt/status/1166815677656784898?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1166815677656784898%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F12712453%2Fclever-tweets-about-professor-x-questionable-superpowers

13. I mean. Hard to argue with that.

I would like to have that superpower about now.

12. I should not be laughing this hard.

It is what it is, I suppose.

11. That’s a dad joke if I’ve ever seen one.

It’s not too bad, though.

10. That’s more than a great memory!

That’s remembering something you don’t even really care about!

9. None of this was said out loud.

This one is pretty legit.

https://twitter.com/HotPaperComics/status/1314215339908104192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1314215339908104192%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F12712453%2Fclever-tweets-about-professor-x-questionable-superpowers

8. So much for verbal communication only.

Not even telepathy will do it.

https://twitter.com/nateandmufasa/status/1169055600107343872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1169055600107343872%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F12712453%2Fclever-tweets-about-professor-x-questionable-superpowers

7. How DARE.

I am in this tweet and I don’t like it.

6. Show don’t tell.

Excellent work, sir. You’re hired.

https://twitter.com/goodbeanalt/status/1153038548188237825?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1153038548188237825%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F12712453%2Fclever-tweets-about-professor-x-questionable-superpowers

5. I didn’t think I could stan a tweet this hard.

I want to read the story, tbh.

4. I never have cared for Batman.

What a cheater.

3. Quite the ride, this one.

I’m here for it.

2. I actually read that in Professor X’s voice.

You did too, right?

https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1126169825242492936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1126169825242492936%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F12712453%2Fclever-tweets-about-professor-x-questionable-superpowers

1. It took me a minute.

Totally worth it, though.

I mean, it’s hard to argue with any of these responses, don’t you think?

If you loved these, check out the whole thread linked above – more goodness abounds!