Teacher’s Disruptive Student Is Hilarious, He Probably Has a Future in Comedy

Being a teacher is tough. But there are a few definite perks of dedicating your life to the classroom, and one of them is the stories. As a teacher, you literally never run out of hilarious and surreal stories to tell your friends.

One teacher, Erica Buddington, shared a series of particularly hilarious stories about a young boy named Stan on her Twitter. The thread went viral because it is just The Best, no exaggeration.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Stan.

https://twitter.com/ericabuddington/status/1144731095793094656

In one story, Stan asked Erica if she likes her hair “like that” and then walked around her head, looking at it.

https://twitter.com/ericabuddington/status/1144731576049315841

He then very calmly passed her a piece of paper with his barber’s name and number on it.

Mind you, this was Stan’s first-ever interaction with his teacher. This is clearly a kid with no f*cks left to give.

In the second story, Stan asked Erica if she could scan an entire thirteen chapters of a book for him because he lost it for the second time. He replied with the ultimate burn.

https://twitter.com/ericabuddington/status/1144734894783946752

OUCH STAN.

Annnd there’s more. One time Stan gave the very best excuse for not doing his homework.

https://twitter.com/ericabuddington/status/1144736471485755392

Another time, Stan roasted a fellow classmate instead of Erica (phew! Give that lady a break).

https://twitter.com/ericabuddington/status/1144739267144560643

Later, that student stormed out after a separate argument and dared the teacher to call their mother. Stan said, “We can’t! You detonated her, remember?”

One time, he wrote THIS on the whiteboard.

https://twitter.com/ericabuddington/status/1144787588710051842

And one time, he “covered” Erica by telling the class that she’s a Jehovah’s Witness so she doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, when really it’s because she’s “single and independent.”

https://twitter.com/ericabuddington/status/1144795574870454272

Seriously, the laughs are never-ending. This young man is going places! Congratulations on graduating, Stan.