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A Twitter user called Arthur Dayne (either his real name or a deep-cut Game of Thrones reference) has gone viral with a series of tweets that any guy who’s ever moved in with his girlfriend can relate to. The response to his rant was so immediate that he ended up deleting the tweets due to cyberbullying (probably from his girlfriend). Thankfully, his bro had his back.
Here’s the highlight reel, which is still quite long:
The Thread Reader App has the rest, and it is HILARIOUS. Get ready for a ride, fam!
Part One: The Rule

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Part Two: Decorative Towels

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Part Three: They’re Just Machines

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Part Four: “Washcloth? You mean my hand?”

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Part Five: The Double Shower Curtain

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Part Six: Used To Be Smart. Now He’s a Genius.

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Part Seven: Not Against Marriage Anymore

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Part Eight: The Drawers for Drawers!

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Part Nine: Partners Make Us Better

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Part Ten: Never Single Again

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Part Eleven: Give Her EVERYTHING

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Part Twelve: The Conclusion

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This isn’t just hilarious, it’s also beautiful. Love is real, everybody.
What did you think about this amazing, beautiful story about love and codependence?
And, did this guy really NOT know that Tupperware existed?
Do us a favor… drop a comment like it’s hot!
Then go do your own laundry for once. And put that laundry away in actual drawers.
No smell test required!