There’s an Australian rock band called The Beards. Every single one of their 70+ songs are about beards. Some of their song titles are: ‘You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man,’ ‘If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard, You’ve Got Two Mums,’ ‘I’m Growing A Beard Down- stairs For Christmas,’ ‘Touch Me in the Beard,’ ‘I Have a Beard and it Looks Really Good,’ and ‘Damn, That’s a Nice Beard.’ Source Source 2 Source 3